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What do you get if you cross a sweet potato with a jazz musician? A yam session. #BestKidJokes BestKidJokes.com

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? They kept saying Bach, Bach. #BestKidJokes BestKidJokes.com

What is black, white, green, and bumpy? A pickle wearing a tuxedo. #BestKidJokes BestKidJokes.com

What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp. #BestKidJokes BestKidJokes.com

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me. #BestKidJokes BestKidJokes.com

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